Siding

Okay, the siding boys showed up today and got to work. They would have started yesterday except for the 50 mph winds. The winds are whipping at only 30 mph today so they felt safe enough to erect their 3 story scaffolding. I actually thought our home was being raided by the Sandinistas when they arrived since all of them had bandanas covering their faces. I'm already impressed with their work. Especially the way they carefully laid their ladders and material on $1,700 worth of plants next to our home.

Look how they lovingly tossed my trashbags into our bushes. Perhaps they felt threatened by the sinister leaves contained within? We may never know... Drink # 1442232232

Coup fails; leader jailed

¡Hola! My name is Inigo Montoya. My attempt to take over the rooms that I paid for and helped build... has failed. When I attempted to move my pinball machine into the play room; I was bound, gagged, and pistol whipped. I am now sitting in El Prisión. Don't cry for me.

Coup d'état

I have staged a coup.