Walk of dimes

There was a guy last year who was able to buy a house (or maybe it was a devil dog?) by starting some form of internet campaign. So why can't I get in on the action?

I found this FDR staring up at me from my floor and I bet you you could too. Now go find ten of them and send them to me. Then send this link to all of your friends. Maybe I can raise enough money to stop eating government issued rice for every meal. At least these posts are more creative than that guy sitting outside the Circle K just asking for a buck. He's just going to buy some box wine or cheap smokes. I've got six tons of wood to buy. Help a brother out.

And yes, I know I didn't put up my address. Do you think I want every pedophile listed on America's Most Wanted to know where I live.?