Contraception

If you have a wife with a biological clock fueled by nuclear energy, you may be at your wits end. Will she replace her pills with Tic Tacs? Will she secretly sabotage your protection with needles? I've found the answer! Bring your two daughter's mattresses along with the dog bed into your room. Amor will be out the window! Replaced by dog gas, stuffed animals, and any assemblance of privacy. Drink #48