What goes on behind the magic plywood???

What is happening behind this piece of mystical wood? We're unable to tell because we're fearful of the bewitched rusty nails, enchanted exposed wires, and eerie dirty laundry hamper. Weird sounds emanate from behind this spooky gate. Almost as if Harry Potter and his queer British mates are pounding the walls with hammers. I hope this garlic necklace keeps me safe. I see plummers butt...