Children rejoice. Parents cry.

Getting desperate... We've called in the children's choir to sing songs of hope that this project will be done quickly. However, the agency sent over these two losers and their worthless handler to help out. Thank goodness we weren't depending on them to help with more important things like helping the Redskins to a win or making sure the closest 7-Eleven doesn't run out of Natural Light.

Believe me; it would have been easier to tuna fish than to tune these two (three). Drink #453.