Hammer Time!

Can't touch this!! The boy was feeling the need to remove the one nail holding this all together.

Mint julep?

I'm going to start talking like the young girl narrator in Remember the Titans. You know the one I'm talking about right? She has a thick southern accent like living in Alexandria is akin to life in Georgia. Wasn't that voiced over by the hot Judd? I think I have wood again.

Anywaaaay, this here is a pourch. Me and the Missus plan to spend aw evenins relaxin and watchin the squirrells fornicate. Maybe we'll feed each utha spoonfulls of grits and fried okra.

I've got wood

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I've been picketing with my friends at the Writers Actor Guild. As you can see, things have been moving along. The wood is erect. I just can't stop giggling...